The perfect card for a friend who can't read between the lines. On one hand, you want them to have the best birthday ever, but you also want them to be a sloppy mess so you can poke fun at them for eternity. This is the card for you.
The Bottle Hanger Card
The card features a diecut circle at the top to attach it to all sizes of bottle (even the enormous Absolut bottles if you mean serious business).
If you know the party you are going to is already stocked, or you have to send via post, perhaps a regular card is more in order. Each A2 card comes with a matching white envelope.